Hoof Hearted – Party at Steve Guttenberg’s House

Collaboration with RAR

From the man who took the phrase “pants optional” and literally ran with it, we expected nothing but the finest spread at the head of this table. Steve is a true entertainer, after all. But it didn’t take long for us to overstay our welcome.
It was right about when RAR decided to try and Galaxy-hop the hot tub that Steve lost his cool (and his pants) and told us to get the hell out off his boat.
As we got up to share, Trevor wiped soggy Vic’s Secret pellets from his beard and started in, but was immediately Trump’d by Randy. “Listen up laser lips. Before you get started — your mother was a snowblower.”

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