Unbeknownst to most, there is a slim tropical passage connecting Richmond, Virginia to Marango, Ohio. Navigated efficiently by way of JoJoGenero FootScooter v1984, this byways is the only fly way to travel in style.

Brandon Tolbert of The Answer (aka Bret Trois) pulled the pineapple cart the whole way without breaking a sweat. The only thing he needed to wick away were the indigenous babez who were after his fruit cup.

Kokomo Drift, double dry-hopped DIPA, just for us and our friends. Come on over. My mom said it’s cool. 

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